{"product_id":"but-did-you-die-patched-linen-trucker-hat","title":"But Did You Die? Linen Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFor the ones who send it first and ask questions later. This black linen trucker hat wears the ultimate adventurer's flex — \u003cstrong\u003e\"But Did You Die?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e — on a premium patched design that says you've been there, survived that, and lived to tell the story. It's equal parts badge of honor and punchline, built for the thrill-seekers, the yes-people, and anyone whose favorite phrase is \u003cem\u003e\"hold my drink.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eStructured on a high-quality Otto blank in classic black, this hat goes everywhere you do — festivals, trailheads, road trips, tailgates, and every \"maybe we shouldn't but we're gonna\" moment in between. Durable, comfortable, and impossible to ignore, it's the kind of hat that starts stories and finishes them. Find your thrill and wear it proud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Otto linen\u003c\/strong\u003e — lightweight, breathable, and built to take a beating\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold \"But Did You Die?\" patch\u003c\/strong\u003e — clean, durable, and made to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStructured trucker fit\u003c\/strong\u003e with adjustable snapback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSleek all-black colorway\u003c\/strong\u003e — goes with everything, hides everything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex one-size-fits-most\u003c\/strong\u003e — perfect for gifting, group trips, and adrenaline junkies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDesigned in Austin, TX 💛\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLife's short — send it. Add to cart.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kappy Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50593088536799,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/4733\/3087\/files\/IMG_6184.jpg?v=1784753390","url":"https:\/\/kappywearhappy.com\/products\/but-did-you-die-patched-linen-trucker-hat","provider":"Kappy Co. - Wear Happy™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}